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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
mugGet the founding fathersmug.

yank my wank

1. You almost done?
2. Yeah, but first i gotta yank my wank
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
mugGet the yank my wankmug.

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.
I hope i never perform an african acrobat.
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
mugGet the african acrobatmug.

chocolate fudged

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
mugGet the chocolate fudgedmug.

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