Definitions by Golden V

Crowd around the pillar 

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

Crowd around the pillar by Golden V February 9, 2025

Warm arse on the lap 

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

Warm arse on the lap by Golden V January 4, 2025