Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.
Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap
by Golden V January 04, 2025
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Crowd around the pillar

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.
by Golden V February 09, 2025
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