Definitions by Goddamnit James

Spank the monkey 

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).

Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...

Spank the monkey by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018

Cyka Blyat 

Most commonly heard in csgo matches, It means "Bitch Fuck".

James: Don't Rush B!
Viktor: CYKA BLYAT!!!!

Cyka Blyat by Goddamnit James January 18, 2018