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button-basher

1. Someone who randomly or vigorously presses or 'bashes' buttons, especially those of video game controllers. See: button-bashing.

2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.

3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
"I'm not playing Tekken with you because it's just a mindless button-basher. Plus, you're gay."
by Goatlips August 5, 2008
mugGet the button-bashermug.

pan

1.Lavatory pan or toilet bowl, where turd-catching water wells (to decrease skid marks and vile cabbage gases). Usually white and made from enamel.

2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.

3.Frying pan.
Person in dismay: "Well, that idea's 'gone down the pan'."
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
by Goatlips August 18, 2008
mugGet the panmug.

throne room

Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'
Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
mugGet the throne roommug.

button-bashing

In video-gaming, the act of pressing your gamepad's buttons as quickly as possible, often randomly.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.
"I don't want to play fighting games with you because it's just mindless button-bashing. Plus, you're black"
by Goatlips August 4, 2008
mugGet the button-bashingmug.

meme machine

1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.

2.Something that creates a meme.

3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.

4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.
The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.

"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"
by Goatlips January 11, 2008
mugGet the meme machinemug.

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