Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'
Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
1. Someone who randomly or vigorously presses or 'bashes' buttons, especially those of video game controllers. See: button-bashing.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
2. A video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a button or buttons. See: button-bashing.
3. A fighting (video) game, such as Virtua Fighter, Soulcalibur or Tekken, etc.
by Goatlips August 05, 2008
1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"
From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
by Goatlips August 04, 2008
1.Lavatory pan or toilet bowl, where turd-catching water wells (to decrease skid marks and vile cabbage gases). Usually white and made from enamel.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
2.Some creepy, faggish, man-goat creature of Greek mythology. Played the panpipes (conch shell)...or something.
3.Frying pan.
Person in dismay: "Well, that idea's 'gone down the pan'."
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
Colleague: "You mean, we should've just screwed up the plans and flushed them down the toilet?"
Person in dismay: "Correctamundo"
by Goatlips August 18, 2008