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FTBFL
When I confronted Samantha after suspecting her of cheating on me with Eric, she proudly confessed and told me Eric’s dick is way bigger than mine, then she walked out to garage and smashed all the windows in my new Porsche and took a dump on the hood. FTBFL.
FTBFL by Goatfucker2 September 2, 2021