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The SHITTIEST vehicle I have the misfortune of driving. This fucking thing is a Class 7 weight truck, that can go up to 33,000lbs. This fucker goes up hill empty at 50mph. The base model includes, a small cab, arm rests that are too short and don't lock in place. An air ride seat that doesn't lock so you're bouncing non stop or riding with it empty and feels like you're driving around in a concussion. A steering wheel that'll give you blisters. The thing has no horse power at all, can't go up hill at all empty, can't do speed limits on a straightaway while full. The fucking thing breaks down when it gets cold, Engine Derate in 215 minutes, fucking blow me. If you spin your wheels the transmission will fail and the fucker shuts down right there.
If you're going to buy a Peterbilt, cough up the cash and buy a high end one, not this piece of shit Peterbilt 537
by Gluten-free since 93 November 28, 2025
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Wabasha Minnesota is know for many things, Grumpy Old Men, first town in Minnesota, the hotest GILF this side of the Mississippi and goddamn WAB 350's that'll blow you and your cars suspension
Wabasha Minnesota is know for many things, Grumpy Old Men, first town in Minnesota, the hotest GILF this side of the Mississippi and goddamn WAB 350's that'll blow you and your cars suspension
by Gluten-free since 93 December 5, 2024
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A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
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