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Definitions by Glen Jr

gone to slab 

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.
gone to slab by Glen Jr December 26, 2022