Definitions by Gizblind

crawstitute 

A prostitute that receives payments based in boiled crawfish. Prices vary pending on the season.

"Hey Brigg! What's the going rate for crawfish?"

Brigg "7.50lb."
"Damn, I'll have to wait until after Easter to afford the Crawstitute"

crawstitute by Gizblind February 13, 2025