This is a culmination of Virgin and years of prolonged inceldom. TurboVirgin's have nothing to do with cars, TurboVirgin's are virgins that can literally nut on command without effort. This sub group of virgins will constantly be horny from the amount of sexual frustration that pulses through their veins. You may spot on of the Uncommon TurboVirgins relaxing in groups of 3 at mcdonalds eating, or walking around the mall looking for some poor subject to "think" about with their frustrations. later in life these TurboVirgins usually become either deathly ill and die from a cold no nut november, or they are the stereotypical old guy who lives across the street and stares at everyone intensly.
The otherday Frank, and I were going to Walmart and we saw a TurboVirgin. He was eating a box of lucky charms while looking at every passerby hoping this cereal would make him lucky.
by Gingji February 28, 2019