1 definition by Ginger Loaf

rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 12, 2005