A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012
Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.
by Gimli Smith December 28, 2011