Gimli Smith's definitions

Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.

Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"

by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012

Drop a Gloppy

Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.

"Awe man I really have to Drop a Gloppy!"

by Gimli Smith December 30, 2011