Definitions by Gilliam Shakesbeer

Daylight Saving Time 

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

Daylight Saving Time by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019