(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... January 29, 2016
Taking a shit in another person’s essential oil humidifier without telling them. Usually as a form of retaliation in which a classic upper decker just won’t cut the mustard.
“I know I had to get back at that twat waffle after he cheated on me with my sister. So naturally I left him a boujee upper decker when I moved out.”
by Gettin' It.... March 09, 2022