Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.
Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.
by Get real 23 April 30, 2025
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Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.
Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.
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Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding
I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie
by Get real 23 May 05, 2025
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