Frogburt

Frogburt is a 6 inch frog-human hybrid that loves to slowly eat your soul. He is a very picky eater though, and only likes 1 part of your soul - your friendship. He hides, usually in trees, before dropping down onto the victims head. From there, he latches himself on and looks into the brain. He slowly sucks up your friendship, making you lose all your friends. When he is done, he feasts for a week and then moves on to the next victim.

Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.
Frogburt dropped onto his victim's head and slowly sucked out half their soul. He let out a high pitch screech. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY!!!"
by Gerzlonda the great December 01, 2022
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Wizburt

A beautiful 10 inch (including the hat) wizard plushie who is the one enemy of the Frogburt. If you ever say "Oh wise wizard Wizburt, I summon thee!" three times while standing in the middle of a septagram (like a pentagram but with 7 sides), he will appear. His primary purpose is to ward off the evil Frogburt, but he also makes an excellent toy and memorabilia.
Damn! That Wizburt is one awesome plushie!
by Gerzlonda the great December 01, 2022
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