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Definitions by Gertrude the third

ForkSexual

Forksexual describes an individual who separates sex entirely from emotion and attraction. Their interest is based solely on the act itself rather than on who the other person is. Physical appearance, personality, romantic chemistry, and emotional intimacy are irrelevant to their motivation. The phrase "if there's a hole, there's a goal" is an example of a crude expression that reflects the concept, suggesting that the opportunity for sex matters more than the individual involved.
Don't catch feelings—I'm forksexual. I just want sex, nothing more.