Definitions by Gerth turtle

gerth turtle 

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

gerth turtle by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

dirty nunchuck 

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

dirty nunchuck by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016