Geriatric Superstar's definitions
The sudden realisation that you have a vagina.
"John, John you gotta see this."
"Yes Mary what is it?"
"John what the fuck is this cut in between my legs John help me."
"Mary that's your vagina, you're just having an epifanny, don't worry it happens to everyone."
"Yes Mary what is it?"
"John what the fuck is this cut in between my legs John help me."
"Mary that's your vagina, you're just having an epifanny, don't worry it happens to everyone."
by Geriatric Superstar June 5, 2016
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