The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.
Person: I saw the duck dealer today
by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020
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Gerald

Gerald is a seagull. Gerald steals burritos. Gerald takes shits on your arm.
Person: *sees Gerald*
Person: damnit Gerald
by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020
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