kozz-mick ohr-gah-zum
noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
hāst
noun, verb
1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
noun, verb
1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.
US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
dee-pawt-ment uv ed-yoo-kay-shun
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 04, 2012
George had an opportunity to live in Honolulu, New York City, Munich, Tokyo, and Rio de Janeiro, but chose to live in Raymond instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 02, 2012
ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011