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Definitions by George Cremaster

Breast Digestion 

A rare disorder found in females, in which the patient digests her own breast milk. The large amount of urine intake could lead to urinary infections and severe dehydration.
My wife suffers from breast digestion.

Floating Baldness 

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.