Genniex's definitions

Santaclops

a one-eyed Santa.

By the time my son's art project made it home, Santa Claus had become a Santaclops.

by Genniex February 8, 2010

Stockhole Syndrome

A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.

Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.

by genniex August 1, 2010

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 7, 2010