General Garden Hose 's definitions

vertical tornado

A sex position preformed by strapping your girlfriend/boyfriends hands to a ceiling fan and having spin on your penis with the fan

John- " yo me and my girlfriend tried the vertical tornado"
Kobi-" I wish my girl would do that she has no hands"

by General Garden Hose February 9, 2017

alabama whirlwind

The act of fucking yo bitch at Mach 8 speed while spinning clockwise at a 90 degree angle

Kobi-Yo John last night was crazy! Me and my hoe did the Alabama Whirlwind and I almost broke my dick

John-Yo you probably broke your bitch

by General Garden Hose February 9, 2017