1 definition by General Filth
Extensive and distended labia minor, frilled and 'bunched up' like the curly leaved "Lollo Rosso" lettuce. Caused by frequent stretching of the labia by natural or unnatural means - childbirth, 2 quart coke bottles, marrows, large cucumbers etc etc - the labia are continually stretched and do not return to their former trim shape, but ruffle up like the edges of a gathered tablecloth or like the aforementioned lettuce.
by General Filth September 1, 2006