Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.
by General Boof January 05, 2021
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