Definitions by Gene Picket

push up

Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.

Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.

push up by Gene Picket April 22, 2006