Skip to main content

Definitions by Gayanalsex

Alice highschool 

Crack and the cartels are the only things this place is known for. If You thought Aransas pass was bad wait until you walk in on an illegal banging your wife for a green car. This is the only place where the hookers are cheaper then the McDonald's dollar menu.
I once got a cheap blowjob in Alice highschool... bitch used fucking teeth.