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A Bynum’ is a slang term meant to represent a person & situation so fucked up and wild, that the only way to truly express how crazy it was/is is the compare is to Andrew Bynum. The former LA Laker of the NBA who made headlines after his career for allegedly getting higher than snoop dogg in some weird sweat lodge / orgy thing, proceeded to have a cardiac arrest and die, then come back to life , GO to th ER and have more problems when he started dick pills

Another example of a Bynum is someone who makes your skin crawl is so retarded they make you dumb or develop a random accent and addiction to ice cream or chipotle for example as you fall into a mindless state of emptiness because of how dumb they made you. Turning into a homosexual is also a potential risk
Student 1: Yo! Danny! Did you hear what happened to Adam?
Student 2: No? Why?
Student 1: He was driving home from ChipotlKang while stuffing his mouth with a burrito like a Asian with a Mandingo warrior (R u ok….) and drove his car over the side of the road!
Student 2: Jesus! That’s A Bynum if I’ve ever heard of one? Was the burrito OK?!
by GayPorn11 July 12, 2022
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