Definitions by Gavin B

Midgetler 

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.

Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?

Midgetler by Gavin B July 20, 2009

dick noose 

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

dick noose by Gavin B July 5, 2007