Definitions by Garth Longmore

Taint Ripper 

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.

- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.

Taint Ripper by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015