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Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
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