Garrett Wasny's definitions

Googlephant

Person who fawns all over a Google employee either in person or in a discussion thread in an attempt to win favor with that employee and hopefully gain inside information, a free trip to the Googleplex, a job with Google, or some other Google perk. A derivative of sycophant.

"Did you see the way he was sucking up to Matt Cutts in that interview? He's such a Googlephant."

by Garrett Wasny February 1, 2007

Google Tax

The wages and productivity lost to organizations due to employees goofing off on Google during work hours.

"Our company's Google Tax is estimated to be nine percent of total payroll."

by Garrett Wasny February 1, 2007