Definitions by Gargle deeznuts

Scroll Monkey

A person who mindlessly and continuously swipes through social media feeds, reels, or short-form content for hours without retaining a single piece of information. Driven entirely by a basic dopamine loop, a scroll monkey operates on pure muscle memory rather than actual cognitive engagement.

“I asked Dave what that hilarious video he just watched was about, but he couldn't tell me. He's such a scroll monkey right now.”

Scroll Monkey by Gargle deeznuts June 15, 2026