Garde's other acolyte's definitions

Gardevoir

A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to hard, porn is everywhere.

"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."

"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"

"Gross!"

by Garde's other acolyte December 25, 2007