Definitions by Gander Commander

Budweiser scale 

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

Budweiser scale by Gander Commander September 6, 2016

flesh baton 

A large, flesh colored rubber dick

Murphy is quite skilled using a flesh baton.

flesh baton by Gander Commander May 31, 2016