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The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
by Gambit Knox December 23, 2015
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