1 definition by GMU Girly Girl
A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.
College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
by GMU Girly Girl March 6, 2008