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A french cave dweller who masturbates using frogs and small reptiles for self stimulation. A Froglidyte's main diet consists mostly of pork, frog legs, poutine, and Molson beer. A Froglidyte's main habitat ranges from the tip of Southern Quebec to the tip of Northern Quebec. A few Froglidyte's have been documented to be seen in Northern Ontario and Labrador.
A great method for the capture of a Froglidyte is to set up a T.V. in a remote area during a Montreal Canadiens hockey game surrounded by Molson beer and sexy frogs.
by G.I. Jerk December 7, 2011
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