Definitions by G. R. Ford

zaloopa 

Verb: the act of pulling the foreskin forward, pinching it closed, and masturbating into it. Someone who does this frequently is known as a "zaloopatz".

"Lazy, lazy, lazy, that boy. All day long, nothing but zaloopa. What a zaloopatz."

zaloopa by G. R. Ford July 31, 2009