Definitions by Fygg Nuuton

shoulder parrot 

A shoulder parrot is when you walk up behind somebody who is sitting down and proceed to rest your testicles and penis on their shoulder. Bonus points if you say "Ahoy captain!"

Chris took my seat so I rewarded him with a fine shoulder parrot. Arrr!

shoulder parrot by Fygg Nuuton January 31, 2014

Mexican Car Bomb

When you fart in somebodies car when they are parking with the windows rolled up. Upon return the smell has been magnified by hours sitting in the hot sun and explodes with the opening of a the door. Usually done with a taco fart.

I gave Tom a ride to work and he thanked me with a Mexican Car Bomb.

Mexican Car Bomb by Fygg Nuuton January 13, 2009