obvious stator

Someone that constantly states the obvious things that everyone knows already and the person reassures them of the obvious.
Sarah just said; I am thirsty I think I will get a drink of wster. She is such an obvious stator.
by Fuzzy Faded December 13, 2020
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PoonJam

The Jelly Jam like substance that accumulates between your Anus and your genetalia.
Ewwww, My PoonJam is running down my leg because I just got done running 3 miles.
by Fuzzy Faded January 01, 2021
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