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Tonights' numbers are mine
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Said
by a party
goer
to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic
evening
.
"
Coming out
?"
"Tonights'
numbers
are mine
."
Tonights' numbers are mine
by
Fuzzy
May 23, 2003
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Crusty Brain
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Wait
until you are about to
nut
, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your
load
into their ear!
She couldn't
hear
the next day because of the
crusty
brain
she recieved
Crusty Brain
by
Fuzzy
May 5, 2003
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