Definitions by Future DILF

Porch Dolphin 

Someone annoying who ignorantly talks via the internet on any topic that deals with political correctness.

Look at all these Porch Dolphins sitting at home on Facebook.

Porch Dolphin by Future DILF May 6, 2014

Beauty Buddy 

Two guy friends that are good looking. Who go to the bars or any public place to pick up girls. They're the two guys that many guys are jealous of and every girl wants to be with.

"bro your my Beauty Buddy, we destroyed those girls last night from the club.

Beauty Buddy by future DILF January 11, 2012