Definitions by Furry Jeffery

Shargyle 

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)

"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."

Shargyle by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011