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Jesus Martinez
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A
fucking dumbass
that has no
sense of humor
and thinks that he is
the best person in the world
.
"Do
you know
a Jesus Martinez?
"
Yeah I do
."
" Oh damn, I feel
bad for you
now."
Jesus Martinez
by
Funsized Table
May 31, 2018
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