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scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis

During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.

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My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

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