1 definition by Fuckwheel
The ugliest pig of a canine breed, it even sounds like a pig when it makes it's distrusting guttural noises. It looks like someone took an already fat and ugly little midget dog and lobbed it as hard as they could at a brick wall. Even the younglings of this horrid little creature are utterly revolting. This "breed" is without a doubt one of the most bizarre and unsightly mutations known to man. Anyone reffering to this little monster as "cute" is most likely mentally defective and should seek help immediately.
1.Oh, wow! Is that a mini pig? Oh, nope just one of those awful little pug creatures.
2. Two of the most commonly confused creatures are the pig and the pug. Though they look the similar, and their names sound similar, one is a strange mutated "breed" of dog with a substantially less prominent snout. The pug is also a completely useless existence since it cannot (and should not) be eaten. People are advised to just ignore pugs until they die out naturally due to poor evolutionary design.
2. Two of the most commonly confused creatures are the pig and the pug. Though they look the similar, and their names sound similar, one is a strange mutated "breed" of dog with a substantially less prominent snout. The pug is also a completely useless existence since it cannot (and should not) be eaten. People are advised to just ignore pugs until they die out naturally due to poor evolutionary design.
by Fuckwheel February 4, 2014