Walfart

Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.

Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.

by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009

Kiss and Tell

The title of Disney channel star and teeny bopper sensation Selena Gomez's debut album. The vocals to each song sound as if someone different is singing for each one, and when Gomez performed live for the first time on the show "Dancing With the Stars," it was made quite obvious that the little singing she did for the album was edited and synched to an average singer's level.
However, she has many fans who love her, and Selena managed to sell 66,000 copies of the album in one week. The end.

Ashlyn: Ew, Selena Gomez can NOT sing.
Brian: She's hot, but she makes my ears bleed.
Little girl: No! Selena is nice and pretty and looks like Alex from Wizards of Waverly Place, so she can do magic! And she's so cool! Mommy bought me 'Kiss and Tell' and she sang really good!

by Fryen Pan November 25, 2009