Definitions by Frucé man XX68_69

Anal Bead Self Defense 

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

Anal Bead Self Defense by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Frucé 

When you think there’s a bat in your attic but it’s your friend in a tophat

I thought there where bats in my attic it was actually a frucé

Frucé by Frucé man XX68_69 July 3, 2019