Definitions by Frelsie

pemmican 

An orange bird with antennas and a fish tail. There's only one known in existance, and it has a very profane name. This bird was first introduced by a very special girl while studying first nations people in Canada with a very dumb guy.

A pemmican can fly, swim, and receive FM radio waves.

pemmican by Frelsie December 15, 2008