Frederick Crumster's definitions

crum

Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.

Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"

by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009

Bonkers

The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out

Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Crum cake

A crum cake is a delicious desert consumed by a female off a males crum (hence the crum cake). Ideally the male decorates his crum in whip cream and chocolate along with any other interesting treats.

Eric- "Hey Finn, what did you and that girl do after dinner?"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009